Professional Napper – Funny Japanese Sleeping Cow T-Shirt
Regular price
$27.99
per
Color:
Sand
Size:
S
Some people hustle. Some people hibernate. Featuring the Japanese phrase 「寝るのが仕事。」 ("Sleeping is my job"), this sleepy cow has accepted its destiny. Built for weekend loungers, accidental nappers, serial snooze-button users, an...
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Shipping & return
SHIPPING:
All items are made to order in our local production facility - no overseas dropshipping. Every custom order is personally reviewed by our team to ensure the best possible result, and layout positioning may vary slightly for the strongest final composition. Custom pieces typically take 2–5 days to finalise before production, with shipping usually arriving within around 3 days depending on your location.
Returns & Quality Issues
All items are made to order specifically for each customer. Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect sizing choices, or personal preference.
If your order arrives damaged, faulty, misprinted, or with a production issue, please contact us within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue and your order number. We will review the issue and arrange a replacement or refund where appropriate.
Please do not return any items without contacting us first: hello@thejapanesemaster.store
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Some people hustle. Some people hibernate.
Featuring the Japanese phrase 「寝るのが仕事。」 ("Sleeping is my job"), this sleepy cow has accepted its destiny.
Built for weekend loungers, accidental nappers, serial snooze-button users, and anyone who believes a perfectly timed nap can solve most of life's problems.
Cute, relatable, and painfully accurate, it's the perfect T-shirt for people whose favourite activity is "resting their eyes" for three hours.
Because being tired is temporary.
Being a professional napper is a lifestyle.
Category
Funny Japanese T-Shirts.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SHIPPING:
All items are made to order in our local production facility - no overseas dropshipping. Every custom order is personally reviewed by our team to ensure the best possible result, and layout positioning may vary slightly for the strongest final composition. Custom pieces typically take 2–5 days to finalise before production, with shipping usually arriving within around 3 days depending on your location.
RETURN:
Every piece is custom made specifically for you. If your item arrives with a quality issue or fault, simply contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll put it right quickly.
Quality Issues
All items are made to order specifically for each customer. Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect sizing choices, or personal preference.
If your order arrives damaged, faulty, misprinted, or with a production issue, please contact us within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue and your order number. We will review the issue and arrange a replacement or refund where appropriate.
Please do not return any items without contacting us first: hello@thejapanesemaster.store
